What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

© you're so funny!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Have your parents ever walked in on you?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

How should an atheist respond to a religious person who asks, "Why do you hate God?" What are some appropriate and inappropriate ways to answer this question?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

Can you give an example of a documentary where the person telling the story believed it to be true, but it turned out to be false?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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